bisexual-klaus:

The Hargreeves and their braincell count

Luther: 0 brain cells, all the time.

Diego: 0 brain cells but can sometimes conjure a half braincell if needed

Allison: 0 brain cells, sometimes 1 when she tries to include Vanya but then loses it when she dates her brother

Klaus: Remarkable 2 braincells but they’re shared with Ben

Five: 8 whole braincells. Used to have 10 but Dolores wanted 2

Ben: Shares 2 braincells with Klaus but one of them was originally Ben’s

Vanya: sometimes 3 braincells but usually 1, then an astounding 0 when she tried to kill everyone

Reginald: he had braincells but he never once put them to any good use whatsoever